By biker2012 - 01/06/2009 19:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends, teachers, other parents, and the hot soccer team saw. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 715
You deserved it 4 125

Same thing different taste

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lolwhat_fml 0

how the hell did he get a boner from winning a race? LOL

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cookie27 0

What a lucky girl/guy you are ;) You got to see your dad's victory dance AND erection! Rawr, pinch me, it's too good to be true. Haha, in all seriousness, I feel so bad for you. I'd be scarred for life, much less the others witnessing that glory...

Lol i agree with #53. Your dad is going on the yearbook as "Boner of the year" and your going there too, under "Most embarrassed"

Ahahaha, that is so embarassing and hilarious. This just maade my day (:

The question is, why on EARTH did riding a bike as a fundraiser cause him to get aroused? Your life is effed, but your dad's sexual kinks are beyond questionable.

soscrewed12 0

"Oh yeah, about that, it's probably just the pants, I was meaning to take them back to the, uh, pants store."

Embarrassing! Do they knew he's your dad. Maybe you can pretend he is not.

Oh man that is why I kept my parents as far away from school stuff as possible, to prevent just that kind of thing

Oh my, that's awkward. I feel for you :s

At least your dad didn't "proceed to have an erection".