Insects and Animals: Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole...

By BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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Bedlam

By Snow-White - 04/07/2014 00:27 - United Kingdom - Wilmslow

Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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You deserved it 223

By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 12:24 - United States - Houston

Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML

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You deserved it 1 848

Invasion

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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Oh no…

By OhWait - 23/10/2015 00:18 - United States - Schenectady

Today, after six weeks of dealing with various exterminators, my roommate and I were about to toast to what we were told was a wasp-free room. That's when we noticed several much smaller wasps flying around. Not only is our wasp problem not solved, but our room is a wasp breeding ground. FML

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You deserved it 1 463

Fixing a hole

By NOT THE BEES - 15/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML

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You deserved it 214

By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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You deserved it 1 024

By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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You deserved it 29 263

Living in a treehouse?

By Outandaway - 27/08/2023 20:00

Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML

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You deserved it 110

LOLYLIF 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:59

I would've flipped the **** out. Looks like you need an exterminator now.

Arcterion 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:08

Silly BearGrillz. WHERE IS YOUR SURVIVAL TRAINING NOW, HUH?!

Comments

Ineffableturtle 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:39

haha your life is fail

Queen_of_Night 20

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:50

Well YDI for letting the nest get 60+ large. That's a ******* big nest!

kbaker90 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:51

o.O I would not go back into that house until they were gone

hk_fml 9

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:52

Oh god. You are so ******. I hope things turn out okay O_o

IndianJoe 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:08

You dumbass YDI

timothybasil 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:26

Wow. I'm impressed you were able to take a seat, log in to this website, type and post an fml... with 60+ bees flying around in the room!! Is this for real?

_rawrasaur_ 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 10:52

ahaha, i was just thinking that... but then s/he could have gone to another room in his/her distress? : after all, s/he needs comforting xD

inerdablanket 4

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:46

This could have happened a long time ago. All FML's have to start with "today" even if it didn't necessarily happen "today"

xNephilim 18

Sunday 21 October 2012 6:40

I'm currently sitting outside of Walmart, on my fifteen minute break, reading this. Take a wild guess as to HOW OP could POSSIBLY post this on FML.

jessii_fml 1

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:33

Feel sorry for you. BUT. you have wasps flying in yur room & you have time to tell the interneet? O.o

Illumi113 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:36

The person is probably in another room of the house, and if they're smart, (a possibility that is not entirely implausible even after this little accident - everybody makes mistakes) they'll have already called the fumigator and are typing this from a motel.

im_itchy 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:59

LOL the exact same thing happened to me! Except I was in residence at the time and the exterminator never told me that they would fly in...And you just don't think about that kind of thing, which seems stupid, but you just figure they would all die and POOF the problem just goes away. So I know exactly how you felt, except I came back from class to see most of them dead or dieing...and then I had to fight with housing to get a vacumm to suck them all up because it was past the allotted time to sign one out :S. But seriously, yls. I wouldn't want to be in you position again. Good luck though, with the wasps :)

alexman6364 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 10:22

rofl # 21

bornkiller66 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 10:47

ugh!!! I hate wasps!! bees are cool becoz they sting you only if you piss them off, while wasps are assholes and sting you for food, and they keep on stinging you!!! how the hell are wasps useful???

divineinstrument 2

Tuesday 18 August 2009 10:55

There are plenty of species out there who aren't actually THAT useful.

hotdayum15 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 10:59

sting you for food? explain your wisdom please.

SimpleSimon 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 11:21

#39, it's funny but in 22 years spent primarily outdoors, I've only been stung once by a wasp, and that was because it got stuck under my shirt. Either I'm very lucky, or you're talking out of your arse.