Intimacy: Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were... - FML

By Spooprfailed - 08/04/2014 05:32 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

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Wednesday 9 April 2014 21:42

Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911

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RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:34

Smooth move mood killer

Welshite 39

Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:35

Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.

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cwl727 32

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:16

Did she slap you?

thelittlemissy 29

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:19

How..?

menfearme 10

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:25

I think you're done.

ILoveFelons 9

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:26

Sounds like a Freudian slip to me.

Spyingcheeseman 8

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:26

Those words sound so much the same that Dr. Seuss approved them

menfearme 10

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:28

Maybe practice sweet talking your hand. I think that might turn into a long term thing unless you decide to not talk.

acidicbases 3

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:31

Freudian slip, huh?

Joshawott 21

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:35

You really, really dug yourself a deep hole there.

davincidasecond 24

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:41

I would think you have a looooooong way to go before that opportunity arises again.

DeadPixel4 29

Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:53

What a mood killer

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