By Spooprfailed - 08/04/2014 05:32 - Canada - Winnipeg

Spicy
Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
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Spooprfailed 7

Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911

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RedPillSucks 31

Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.

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KatyLarae 13

Ooh that's rough... Hopefully after a long time of being pissed she will realize what you meant

you didn't mistake her underarm for a boob, did you?

MLardinos 14

Always think before speaking OP. Next time start your sentence with ANYTHING other then "lose" and I think you'll be fine.

bloodangel1973 8

I bet you will be kissing ass for awhile .

an3ph 20

Freud strikes again. Right in the groin.