By Spooprfailed - 08/04/2014 05:32 - Canada - Winnipeg

Spicy
Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
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Spooprfailed 7

Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911

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RedPillSucks 31

Smooth move mood killer

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Welshite 39

Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.

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DaLiquer 20

Well, you're pretty much ******!

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amandalillian 27

The amount of times I read Freudian Slip in the comments is too damn high

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wiseKat99 13

Way to go Dumbass. That was real smooth. I'm gonna guess that she dumped you.

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wiseKat99 13

That's mean. YDI. Have a happy life!!!

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TheHolyJuiceBox 5

I wish I could thumb this down more than once, he said he meant clothes. he probably didn't mean she was overweight

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Marielle_T 10

So you basically cockblocked yourself! Well, that's unfortunate but YDI because you wouldn't have said that if you didn't think so (at least a little)

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cosmicriver 17

One slip of the tongue, and off goes the switch.

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Spooprfailed 7

Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911

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alice_in_mordor 21

It didn't sound like she was making you write it until you mentioned she wasn't.

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lovethesidewalk 19

Scumbag Steve*

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TheHolyJuiceBox 5

He was referring to his actual brain ,you know, the thing that people use to think.

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MzZombicidal 36

I've gotta say this was one of my favorite follow-ups! Glad that hysterical slipup didn't ruin everything OP! Sounds like it may have even done more good than evil! Woohoo!

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

Yay! I'm always glad to hear a happy ending!

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someguy314159265 15

Oh, good, I thought I was the only person who thought that having someone point a gun to someone's head was a happy ending.

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Brooke5702 13

@114, You're not the sharpest knife in the kitchen now are you..?

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nemcali 34

Ahaha at least she has a good sense of humour

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