By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 21:52 - United States - Lake Dallas

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Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
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epicwaffles 7

Why would she leave her thong in the dryer to tease you??

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

If I could, I'd play you a sad song because of the dumb mistake you made, OP, but my guitar is broken. Oh, hey! Can I borrow your G string? :P

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Crazynopantsman 11

That's awkward with a capital A. Now you have two problems: Your girlfriend thinks you're cheating. You've worn your daughter's thong.

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iJUSTINsane 12

I could be wrong, *braces for gang rape if I am* but i think the dad never actually wore them. From what I understand, the way it was written seems to me that he posed "with" them not "in" them. But regardless, Papa Pantie still has problem number 1

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madisonnnnn13 11

I can only imagine what your daughter will do when she sees that picture...

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daminantion 14

24- why would OP show anyone that image? Derp

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spazz666 18

Why would you read a comment before you reply to it? Derp. The thong is going to show her the photo, not OP.

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pwnman 33

I wonder what your girlfriend might be thinking, OP.

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CueTheMusic 22

Just explain to your girlfriend. Hopefully she'll crack up laughing that you accidentally wore your daughter's thong...

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CueTheMusic 22

It doesn't explicitly say, but the general consensus seems to be he did and the image is funnier in my mind that way.

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karlcolt45 19

oh nothing turns me on more than when my girlfriend leaves her laundry in my house... said nobody ever

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noodleboix 10

Yea cuz every man's first thought when they see a thong is to pose in it. Real nice OP

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Giluh 19

The fact that you put them on and put pictures of yourself out there wearing them is a little weird.

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kozzard 17

there may be a difference between posing 'with' and posing 'in' something. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't wearing the thong he posed with

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