Intimacy: Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong...

By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 21:52 - United States - Lake Dallas

Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML

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By kdeeeceee - 05/11/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML

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By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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By jodibut - 06/02/2012 16:18 - United States

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 04:00

Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML

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By Oops54321 - 28/09/2009 07:12 - France

Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML

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epicwaffles 7

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:57

Why would she leave her thong in the dryer to tease you??

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:00

If I could, I'd play you a sad song because of the dumb mistake you made, OP, but my guitar is broken. Oh, hey! Can I borrow your G string? :P

Comments

anders09ma 7

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:38

Ewww talk about PERV daddy!

sabbyheartswhat 23

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:44

I was thinking a seductive pose is the old favorite pulling it with his teeth. In the case of it being your daughters. Immediately call Jerry Springer. You just got a hard on with your daughter thong. FML fore-suuure!!!

fresh247 10

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:45

I'm sure ur daughter doesn't want those back

noelasis94 18

Tuesday 12 March 2013 2:04

Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls gi joes and pantyhose is making room or the one and only king for a day princess by dawn king for a day in a leather thong

hooligyn123 18

Tuesday 12 March 2013 5:44

Sometimes quoting lyrics work. in this case an obscure Green Day song... not so much.

noelasis94 18

Tuesday 12 March 2013 6:36

Yea you're right so it's back to the drawing board

outoftown 26

Tuesday 12 March 2013 2:09

Now I have a whole different image of the Land of Lost Socks... and it ain't pretty.

megank12 17

Tuesday 12 March 2013 2:32

I guess now I'll think twice before I leave underwear in the dryer... Thanks OP?

kishorekumar_a 10

Tuesday 12 March 2013 2:37

The problem is not all the questions will be answered.. :-)

kishorekumar_a 10

Tuesday 12 March 2013 2:42

If OP was not wearing the thong it actually makes it worse. Since posing while wearing the thong can be taken as teasing and considered his own thong. Simply posing with the thong makes it look like its someone else's.