By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 21:52 - United States - Lake Dallas

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Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
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epicwaffles 7

Why would she leave her thong in the dryer to tease you??

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

If I could, I'd play you a sad song because of the dumb mistake you made, OP, but my guitar is broken. Oh, hey! Can I borrow your G string? :P

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shotgun_girl 17

My mom told me that she and my dad were doing laundry together once and he picked up my sister's thong then asked playfully "Ohhh who's are these?" and she answered "Your daughter's." He then threw them down and I'm not sure if he knows which daughter it was.

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nwwaverider 14

I bet that's a visual you wish you could forget

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Liphaem5 22

Why would your first reaction after finding a black thong (that doesn't belong to you), be to wear it? That's a bit strange, no wonder your girlfriend didn't text back.

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Kyliej96 6

No one leaves u does behind on purpose…. You should have known it was your daughters.

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