By Flip - 02/05/2012 05:06 - France

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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OfficeNinja 5

We have skanks in America that will do a lot more for $50. I'm not saying pay a ***** to bump uglies - that can get you herpes or the clap or worse - but I can't see how a simple hickey would be more than 20 or 25 euros.

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amberstarr89 5

That's ******* sick... A line has been crossed

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greenflipflops 7

OMG!! couldnt stop laughing on this one..

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DAN7IEL 2

I wonder if OP was a boy or girl... Either way, it's still awkward. But imagine how awkward it would of been if it was two brothers in that situation xD

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Herculesninja27 5

Awkward moment haha

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groupleader 7

I think that your brother really wants you. Bet he would pay 75 for a handjob, 100 for a ******* and 150 for sex. Negotiate, you will become rich AND get sex.

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happy2468 21

Sometimes when you're really awkward,you do awkward things..

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MommyFox128 0

Hot damn, your brother must have been really desperate if he gave you 50€.

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