Intimacy: Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend...

By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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By unendowed - 18/03/2012 02:11 - United States - Katy

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML

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By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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By Justmyluck - 15/11/2017 06:00

Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Wednesday 21 September 2011 6:34

Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.

humorizer 14

Wednesday 21 September 2011 6:54

My dog would beg to differ.

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blinkingstarlet 15

Wednesday 21 September 2011 23:07

u need to keep ur lawn nice and trim lol. then that won't happen. ew.

FrankiT 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 23:24

Make sure you have a weed whacker...

hello_jules 8

Wednesday 21 September 2011 23:41

That's gross.

jannewillis 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 23:50

You girls in France should shave! Woman shag isn't sexy!

landsharkman 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 23:57

Only creepers like bush it may be natural or whatev but it's freaking gross Makes me think of a bull dyke

kaykay20 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:17

If you have really sensitive skin and can't shave all the way you can at least trim with a bikini trimmer and use scissors specially for that area to cut out the gum. Sucks that your guy couldn't be upfront with you about it and resorted to something so childish.

lolmigosh 15

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:23

Try waxing lol

SigmaSky 5

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:25

I hate how so many people say YDI. I'm allergic to razor blades myself, so I don't shave down there. I have my legs waxed, and keep myself neat and trimmed instead. A lot of guys actually don't mind if you're not shaved back into pre-pubescence so long as everything looks taken care of and clean. So, if you don't want to shave it all of, then don't. Just trim a little bit. And if your man doesn't like that, then I'm sure you can find someone that respects you more (because dropping gum into your pubic hair is completely uncalled for) and doesn't mind the appearance of a natural woman. Don't do anything that makes you uncomfortable, I guess is what I'm getting at. :)