Today, it's my 18th birthday. As I moved out of home to study,... - FML

By HungryBird - 04/03/2018 01:00 - Australia - Peakhurst

Today, it's my 18th birthday. As I moved out of home to study, and currently spend 95% of my wage on rent, I asked my mother for any amount of money as my gift. I desperately need new shoes and underwear, and haven't eaten for two days. Instead, I got a pair of earrings. FML

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interesting33 36

Tuesday 6 February 2018 23:16

please talk to your university. they should be able to help

interesting33 36

Tuesday 6 February 2018 23:16

wow, that sounds really tough. tell her how desperate you are. tell her about the underwear and not eating. take care

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dexter420 21

Sunday 4 March 2018 21:42

Sell em

Isa_fml 20

Monday 5 March 2018 7:15

My university has a food bank for students. Maybe yours has something like that too?

simcityguy09 19

Friday 9 March 2018 0:58

Sell them

SwordSlashBlade 13

Thursday 15 March 2018 1:13

Maybe should have learned if your paycheck will be enough to support you before you moved out?

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