Today, I have been awake for over 27 hours, all because my boyfriend... - FML

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By Jellie - 28/05/2021 10:35

Today, I have been awake for over 27 hours, all because my boyfriend started a fight with me and has been ignoring my texts and calls. His reason? He "doesn't want to go roller skating with me." I do roller derby, and need to practice, but I get nervous doing it alone. He's considering breaking up. FML

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lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 4:54

you can't practice with your roller derby comrades? forcing your bf to do something he doesn't want to do, sounds lame, **** his life

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lalalaila777 24

Sunday 16 July 2023 4:54

you can't practice with your roller derby comrades? forcing your bf to do something he doesn't want to do, sounds lame, **** his life

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