By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
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Torva_fml 16

Oh, you're blonde. I understand, it's all going to be ok.

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cobrasalas94 0

Better than watching a crappy movie that involves a sparkling wannabe vampire and a half naked guy who turns into a dog

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warmmilk 1

She was prolly trying to score points with you by picking out some "action" movie... you were prolly secretly wishing she'd pick out twilight or something...

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hoonyer 17

Which movie could it have been? It's like looking for a needle in a pile of needles

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kainpwnsu 19

Hm. That describes about every Nicholas Cage movie. And Keanu Reeves. And Jennifer Aniston. And every other "actor" who only knows how to act like themselves. It's a travesty.

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jkp1291 25

it could have been worse... it could have been valley girl

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Probaton 11

Please correct me if I'm wrong but if you (a guy) ask your girlfriend (presumably a girl) to get a movie and she returns with an action movie, isn't that like hitting gold? She could be a Twilight groupie, or watch art house movies exclusively. Chicks that enjoy shit getting blown up are about as good as it gets, dude.

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