Kids: Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad...

By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 22:49 - United States

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML

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By nowimbroketoo - 22/07/2013 17:47 - Australia - Beaumaris

Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML

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By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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By raquel - 17/07/2015 16:40 - United States

Today, I babysat the Antichrist of all kids. After the 5 long hours were over, his parents came home. Instead of paying me what they agreed, they offered to let me eat some leftovers of a takeout in the fridge. I'm so afraid of confrontation that I accepted. FML

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Damien

By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 10:00

Today, as an agency babysitter, I was sent to babysit “Satan’s evil twin.” This kid is so bad, the dad pays additional fees to the agency for every time he damages the sitter's personal items, or if they require a hospital visit. His advice was, "Don’t be afraid to hit him back or he will take your eyes." FML

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Hold this for me

By Anonymous - 06/07/2023 15:00

Today, a lady chased me through the mall because I wouldn’t babysit her kid while she shopped. I hate kids and don’t babysit, especially random ones, and especially not for free. FML

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Little darling

By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By Username - 24/06/2011 22:11 - United States

Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

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Social services

By Anonymous - 18/07/2022 06:00

Today, at work I had to handle two selfish parents returning their adopted 6 year-old daughter to foster care because, “She doesn’t, like, fit with our lifestyle, and my mom is, like, too old to babysit her anymore and we, like, can’t afford a nanny.” I hate my job. FML

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By MumMatters - 09/09/2016 10:26 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my babysitter told me to find a replacement, so I tried to bribe her into staying by offering her a raise. She told me that the money would be better spent on an exorcist. FML

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Family matters

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 06:00

Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML

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LeFailureInLife 7

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:11

I don't think I would trust my kids with some random off of Craigslist.. 0.0

Mama_Umbridge 8

Saturday 4 February 2012 2:05

Also being kidnapped sucks. Make sure he comes with you to meet them.

Comments

BluePanda13 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:16

well 'despising children with all your heart' is strong. i admit children can be annoying at times, but otherwise i love them. hmmm.

vbmg152 18

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:22

Just say no!!!

hateevryone 14

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:24

well you definitely don't need to have any.

KatieKayy15 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:25

what kind of heartless bastard hates children? it's not their fault the behave badly. it's part of growing up. you were a child once. how would you like it if people hated you as a child?

Awesomehobo44 3

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:26

You were a child once. Children aren't that bad. They just need to learn what's needed to know in the world, so they ask a lot of questions, and sometimes get annoying. But you can't say that you weren't like that as a kid. Everyone is or was. Just deal with it.

KatieKayy15 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:28

my point exactly!!

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 5 February 2012 20:58

What does it f*cking matter if he was a kid at one point or not? He doesn't have to enjoy taking care of a child. They do much worse than ask questions. They SCREECH at the top of their lungs in public, knock sh*t over, touch what they're not supposed to touch, spill things, break things.. and to top it all off they are gross.

Awesomehobo44 3

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:24

Except also, depending on their age and maturity level, they may know what not to do or touch. Think about it.

infinitii 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:30

Serves you right for hating on children. You were a child once too you know. YDI

kei1108 13

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:30

Do not take that crap. Get the money back and return it to their owners. Never let your dad abuse you like that again.

Lizzy500 16

Saturday 4 February 2012 15:58

Umm, and HOW exactly do you propose a minor child take money back from a physically larger parent and give it back to the parents of these kids? Don't let your parent abuse you???? What dream land do YOU live in?