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By bruisedandconfused - 12/02/2019 12:25 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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By Effwmn - 20/12/2022 09:00

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML

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By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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By Doggotmytongue - 12/02/2013 21:50 - United States - Peoria

Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML

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By hoplessG - 24/12/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

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thatkidmal 15

Monday 17 February 2014 6:24

Well then, that's quite a plot twist

wolfstalker213 14

Monday 17 February 2014 6:25

Didnt you already know she was dating someone?

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DrownedMyFish 18

Monday 17 February 2014 7:35

Don't let that ruin the fun, OP! You guys can have a romantic evening all by yourselves!

ExuExu 4

Monday 17 February 2014 7:58

Sending flowers to another girl in a relationship? YDI

_noelani_ 8

Monday 17 February 2014 9:04

FYL, OP is just trying to be sweet. Should've probably checked if she had a boyfriend though.

mccrightp 29

Monday 17 February 2014 9:04

I said YDI at first. Then I realized she agreed to the date. Why couldn't she say she is involved with someone? It would've saved a lot complication.

Jacqui_Meowth 11

Monday 17 February 2014 9:43

According to OP, she didn't just agree to the date, she asked OP out.

Fou_Lou 20

Monday 17 February 2014 11:22

Actually it could have been her boyfriend asking OP out using her phone or other communication channel. OP didnt state that it was in Person. FHL her boyfriend is a dick.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 17 February 2014 15:49

Yep. That was my thought. this is why face-to-face communication is better. It could have avoided the fist-to-face communication in this situation.

doglover100 28

Monday 17 February 2014 9:10

The girl is a jerk.

Norvi 26

Monday 17 February 2014 9:13

I wonder. If OP sent flowers to her house, for example, she might have freaked out badly.

sammyjo06 14

Monday 17 February 2014 9:31

Did you know she had a boyfriend? If so, YDI. If not, FYL.

neuronerd 28

Monday 17 February 2014 13:14

I'm thinking that with a reaction like that, OP knew she was in a relationship, and had been creepy for quite some time. The flowers were the last straw, and she finally had to send her boyfriend in when her "I'm not interested" comments went ignored.

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 17 February 2014 16:10

Or maybe the boyfriend is just an overly jealous guy. Not enough information here. Did OP know his "dream girl" had a boyfriend? If so, he deserves it. If not, FHL.

JMichael 25

Monday 17 February 2014 13:48

She could have just told you she had a boyfriend. That's rude as hell.

NodakN8V 25

Monday 17 February 2014 15:14

Might want to let that dream go into an old dirty sock....

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