Miscellaneous: Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions....

By jennag5 - 24/03/2012 06:45 - Canada - Claresholm

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

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By dumb tourists - 31/03/2013 06:19 - China - Beijing

Today, a blonde tourist came up to me and asked me for directions to the nearest train station. I politely directed her there, and she left. Five minutes later, she came back and slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station". We're in China, lady. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2017 00:00 - Australia - Coogee

Today, while holidaying in Greece, I approached a cute girl in a club and offered her a drink in Greek. She said, "No Greek!" and then called me an "ugly kiss-ass" in English, thinking I wouldn't understand. I'm Australian. FML

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By Brit - 16/12/2011 08:50 - Reserved

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 19:21 - Germany - Neunkirchen

Today, I returned to Germany for a break from my studies abroad. I got lost while out for groceries, so I tried asking a guy for directions. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners not bothering to learn the local language. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 21:16 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my husband and I went on vacation. We got lost and had to ask the locals for directions to our hotel. Neither of us could understand their accents, and we ended up wandering around blindly for hours until we made it back on our own. FML

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By Salaryman - 15/02/2009 06:21 - Philippines

Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML

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By lostforwords - 06/08/2011 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

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By anonymus - 18/08/2009 16:33 - United States

Today, I asked a woman where her beautiful accent was from. The woman stared at me for a while. Then her daughter told me that the reason her mother talked like that was because she had a stroke a few months ago. FML

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You can talk, mate

By Anonymous - 30/07/2019 12:07 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, a customer asked me if I was English, because I was struggling to understand what he was saying. I said yes. He then called me a liar, and said I must be "one of them Polish immigrants." Oh, and he also had a thick Scottish accent. FML

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MelTheGreat 23

Saturday 24 March 2012 16:34

Maybe you're better off being a mime.

superyoyo33 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 16:36

This is still a better love story than twilight.

Comments

alliebaba7 8

Tuesday 27 March 2012 2:29

Wait your a girl and ur calling them gorgeous and stuff? That's messed up

mars1505 4

Thursday 29 March 2012 9:28

So wait, your a lesbian who was checking them out?

Psygospore 4

Monday 2 April 2012 5:38

OHHHHH YEAH! It sure is good to be Aussie

snowboarder1019 5

Monday 9 April 2012 10:55

My throught process while reading this: BAAHAHA wonder where this shmuks from , aww this canada ... F*** ! My province too. Way to represent us . Australian accents are sexy especially on cute asians

VioletRaven1 8

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:10

Haha FYL but once i walked up to a guy (i forgot were this was) and asked him were we were and were to get to the closet supermarket place, his responce ahhhh ummm .....(silence)........n-nnic-ce. a-accent.....ahhhh.....huh......Its just down the road and took him bout...... 5mins to get to the point. But he was the one mostly like that and when he walked away he well was doing a stumbled jog thing ......……….......... Not sure if he was telling the truth or lying