Money: Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to...

By willtype4food - 10/09/2012 00:45 - Finland

Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent, I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's, to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML

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Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML

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By Kohsukeff - 07/12/2020 08:02 - United States - Gig Harbor

Today, as a single, 24-year old college graduate working temp jobs outside his field, the only thing I look forward to in my day is what I get to eat for dinner. FML

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mega20913 8

Monday 10 September 2012 9:22

Hey...you gotta do what you gotta do...more power to you

AussieChild 22

Monday 10 September 2012 9:23

Maybe spend that time applying for jobs, instead of online surveys?

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olpally 32

Monday 10 September 2012 9:38

Damn... You've literally hit rock bottom... Maybe you should apply for a job there instead of gift cards?!?

mpalmiter 0

Monday 10 September 2012 9:42

I'm so sorry OP. I feel your pain. It has been three days since I had my last meal. I spend every extra minute searching for a job and have even applied at all of the fast food places here. Good luck to you.

fuckme2011 2

Monday 10 September 2012 11:57

Food banks?

ZomBSlayR 12

Friday 14 August 2015 22:46

Wow.. That actually made me depressed... I hope things have looked up for you since you posted this..

Justinface 9

Monday 10 September 2012 9:54

try lottery

JustKittyKat 24

Monday 10 September 2012 10:41

So you're saying OP should spend money on false hope and a less than slim chance of fortune? You literally have a better chance of dying on your way to buy the ticket than you do at winning.

FarSide 22

Monday 10 September 2012 19:58

Somebody's going to win. Might as well be OP.

Argumental_Rhino 8

Monday 10 September 2012 20:51

Here's a fun fact: You're more likely to die on the way to buying your lottery ticket than you are of winning.

Matty1188 6

Monday 10 September 2012 9:59

Yeah, how about filling out job applications? At least you could get some real food, then.

jjacci 12

Monday 10 September 2012 10:07

You can't freeze those burgers, they have already been frozen before. You'll probably be back with FML's about food poisoning.

mpalmiter 0

Monday 10 September 2012 10:18

I am a bit confused OP. Why do you have to use all of the gift card at once and freeze the burgers? The gift cards for McDonald's are reusable, so why not buy the food daily and eat it fresh instead of eating reheated, nasty tasting burgers?