By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML
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sheerem 7

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"I gotta take a real fast dump, do da do da Boys can't know that girls go poop, oh the do da day."

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gracehi 31

What the hell are you people talking about? I NEVER poop. Unless you count the rainbows, butterflies, and glitter that falls out the back of me sometimes.

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MagicStallion 9

.... I thought it was When you gotta go, you gotta go. I'm not OCD. :0

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ImBrent 8

I don't see why this is an FML, if anything it should be from the girls perspective.

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debbster7 18

Maybe she just had to go to the bathroom? Just a thought. :)

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fbear10 5

Really random thought but i love your picture :)

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ArrickMorris 4

So she probably just had to go.

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AmericanJedhead 10

Oh god... at least she feels comfortable around you??? But really OP, that was quite sweet of you to do. I mean, even if she didn't fully appreciate the gesture, at least you tried:)

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ImBrent 8

How do you know she was just being comfortable around him? She probably had stomach problems that she couldn't control.

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angeluv_2014 22

Exactly! You should feel bad for her. Imagine how you would feel if you wanted to enjoy a romantic moment with your man and you got really sick with the runs and couldn't help it? Seriously- have some empathy!

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JustKittyKat 24

Some bodily functions cannot be contained. She couldn't help it. My girlfriend taught me to be okay with natural functions in front of her. I think all couples would benefit from not thinking it's the end of the world if their partner passes gas in their presence. I just wish she wouldn't baby talk me every time one slips. Hahaha :)

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perdix 29

If you can get past the farting, you are most of the way to not ever falling apart. (Farting is the REAL cause of most divorces.) I suppose you would have preferred she shit her pants while listening to your entire boring, maudlin speech.

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br0ccoli 14

I'm sure that as she walked away, you told yourself, "Damn I love this girl. She's got that je ne sais quoi. I love it when she talks dirty. Rawr."

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