By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML
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sheerem 7

She probably just had diarrhea and didn't want to crap her pants in front of you. Don't take it too seriously.

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AznSamoan52 10

Yet another fart bender lives among us. I like your girlfriend's style, Op.

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linkinpark98 23

If she is able to openly fart in front of you, and not feel uncomfortable, that's a sign that she already loves you. :)

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Calyx_fml 21

Shit stinks. But not as much as your presumption.

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joee182 3

If she can fart in front of you and not be embarrassed that's love buddy.

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slurshies 11

..yes, so did we all, no need to assure us that yes indeed, one more person did understand a blatantly obvious pun

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FeedMyChickens 0

maybe you should've brought some beano too

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missababgaga 19

Maybe she has a medical condition that causes the immediate need to use the bathroom. I actually have one myself, but would have been a lot more graceful about it...

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astralvagan 20

Excusing herself to go to the bathroom was graceful, I would think.... Would you rather she had on a tutu and did a ballerina dance all the way to the bathroom?

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4everblackjack 10

Uhmm and? If you never want to "fall apart" then get used to it. We don't shit rainbows..

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spiceywolfe 2

Nature calls OP. Just an unfortunate coincidence. Your gesture is probably appreciated regardless and she probably felt just as bad as you.

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