By dentistftw - 08/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
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muffintastic 0

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancee, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancee for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML Maybe you went to the same dentist? xD Strangely ironic :)

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Einstein714 0

as for death to infidels, when u die there won't be 12 virgins waiting for u but a big dude name Bubba plugging your ass for eternity.... justice served

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FarSide 22

...and you discover that Mohammad was just joking

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kennythedude 3

Your dentist may turn out to be your best friend. You guys should hang out! :D j/k That really sucks. I've had to remind some of my family members of my birthday, but that's because they aren't that close, but still.

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kennythedude 3

The OP never said she didn't have any friends. Go easy on her.

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omigawdd 0

this is probably a fake....... im tired of the stupid shit birthday FML if ur gonna make one up at least be original or something if its real (most likley not) then it sucks to be u..

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icertainlysuck 0

why is the state of Florida getting all of their FML's posted?

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WonderBlunder 0

Even if this is not fake, birthday fml has been wayyy over did in here. It's always nobody wishes me happy bd on FB, nobody text me, nobody call me... Geez.. There are some pretty original fml at the moderate section but always these boring fml that got chosen instead.

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Junkson 0

Wow FYL. I always have relatives remember my birthday, because my family sent out a piece of paper with everyone's names and birthdays. So there is no excuse to forget.

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Theguybehindyou 0

O god that would suck soooo bad if you were ten years younger. BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! At least we didn't forget ;)

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