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Nice dentist. You should call him and thank him.
Don't flatter yourself. Your dentist didn't remember your birthday, your dentist's patient database remembered your birthday! The postcard was computer-generated and probably signed by a signature machine. No human being acknowledged your birthday. I'll bet it is your rotting, neglected teeth and smelly, bleeding gums that have driven all the people in your life away. Get your ass back to the dentist!
So is trolling the internet for sympathy. And you.
Hey **** you man leave plexico alone
i dont get these "people forgot my birthday" fml's i hate all the pointless birthday attention. so what? the number on your age line at the doctor changes. whoopiee big deal. there is a diffrence when its a little kid and a twenty two year old ""adult"".
Get some friends and tell them your birthday
I hate those dentist birthday cards. As if I'm going to like going to the dentist because I received a card from them? uh! dentists are just a bunch of sadistic freaks.
suckssss i guess. i didn't realize people still go around sending postcards though - excuse me if they/ you still do
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Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancee, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancee for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML Maybe you went to the same dentist? xD Strangely ironic :)
thats a nice dentist