Work: Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with...

By oooops - 24/01/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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First day at work

By dumbass724 - 13/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML

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The 1970s called…

By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

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By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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Damp patch

By mommy - 17/11/2010 12:09 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day back to work since having my first baby. To show I'd caught up on everything, I had to give a presentation at the end of the day to the heads of my department. It went really well until the end, when one of them pointed out that breast milk had been leaking through my clothes the entire time. FML

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By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

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Going pro

By DDboy - 13/10/2019 22:00

Today, I got yelled at by one of the managers at my store for tucking in my shirt in the crew room. She called it unprofessional and offensive. It was my first day. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 18:00

Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 06:37 - Australia

Today, I discovered the top I'm wearing becomes completely see-through when it rains. I just got caught in a storm on my lunch break, and still have 3 hours of work to go in my male dominated office. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 24 January 2011 22:38

You played the see-through-shirt card on your first day? I bet they like you already. Next week, wear a dress and 'forget' to put panties on. You'll soon be the most populair employee and co-worker.

tampabayfan 22

Monday 24 January 2011 22:29

you made a good first impression

Comments

SarahCrazy_fml 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 1:34

pretty stupid, how don't you miss something like that unless your obese and insecure and don't look in the mirror, but then I'm sure it wouldn't have been a positive environment unless you work with animals.

phatdaddy62 23

Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:29

Wow! Are you always such a ****?

kayluhchaos 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:09

good way to get a raise... ha no pun intended

sarcdude 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:10

Aw, that one took me a minute, thumbs down canceled by my thumbs up. hahaha

bigantennaemay 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 5:17

really? took you a whole minute? took everyone else a whole one second!

lmfaoooooooooo 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:20

ur shirt :D

smexymules 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 3:25

Why would you even buy a see though shirt? O.o And don't you look in the mirror? Don't wanna be mean but YDI. But I guess you live and you learn.

emilyxorawr 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 3:29

At least you didn't get called fat.

stlemt911 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 3:29

I read this comment word for word six months ago...

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 25 January 2011 3:58

Show me some proof, and I'll delete this FML.

mytheyeless 1

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:07

pics or it didn't happen!

yuggi1 11

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:23

Wear conservative blouses from now on. Problem solved.

JennaMason 6

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:33

you can't call her an idiot, ******* rude. not necessarily every woman looks in the mirror before they leave the house. you're the idiot here. a judgemental one at that.