Money: Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week...

By AllyCat - 07/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML

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By Unloved. - 15/09/2009 10:09 - New Zealand

Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML

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By dileigh - 10/03/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. My have two older sisters also graduated. The first one got a Tiffany's bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML

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By bdaygirl - 03/12/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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By PartyPooper - 18/09/2018 03:00 - Netherlands

Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 19:30 - United States

Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I'd ordered an Xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML

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By AH. - 07/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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Sunday 7 June 2009 12:12

Shoot, that sucks! I didn't get anything for graduating, I got kicked out. I wish I had a snuggie lol.

DrAbe 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 12:08

wow bummer they could have atleast got you something better snuggies are stupid

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awuh_man 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:01

snuggies are sexy. wear that snuggie and i'd tap that shit. hard.

26242 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:10

If you don't want it, can I have it?

MsMegaroo 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:48

#116...i like ur thinkin...lol ;)

HBMAN 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:01

Snuggies are B!T?#!Ñ...

technobutterfly 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:04

37- I'd love a ShamWow.

xdorkasaur 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:18

They must have mistook 'tv' fir something ON tv :]

ZH13 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:21

ZH13 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:26

HA! birthday gift + graduation gift = robe without a back. LOL

thellamanator 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:35

idk y u'd be upset, snuggies are pretty great lol

kittycatgirl 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:19

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH now your never gonna get laid!!!!!!!!

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