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Yikes, that sucks.
awee! that's so sad.... my dad wants the same thing for him when he dies.... if that happened to one of my family members, I'd e hysterical crying.... I'm so sorry for your loss. and WTF? how can people give you YDI. that's just wrong....
Wait- don't you realise when people are buried they get eaten by worms, maggots and other bugs? When stuff dies it gets eaten by something- circle of life.
OP, quit trolling. You should be scattering 500 feet from shore for one. For two, cremated remains are pebble sized at most, by law. Seagulls would not pick at them, there is nothing left of edible material after 3 hours at 1650-2000 degrees Fahrenheit. So even if you're an ass and think beach scattering is okay, the rest of your story makes no sense.
damn , that sucks so much I'm so sorry :(
that's gross
(May contain a spoiler alert!) Atleast they didn't fly into your face like in 'The Big Lebowski'. Just saying that it could've been more of an FML.
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They will have to poo eventually though, so chances the ashes'll end up in the sea after all (or on someone's head) are pretty good.
When my Uncle died he told my Aunt to put his ashes in a douche so he could rest in his favorite place. No! I did NOT ask her if she did it!