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By honeymoondisaster - 23/05/2009 04:44 - United States

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Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

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TigressUK 0

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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AmpulexCompressa 0

Out of principle, I will never wait until marriage. Your situation is an example of why. Edit: Hope I don't sound unsympathetic. I don't think you deserved it at all, I think your choice is noble, but I strongly disagree with it.

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AtomicFlx 0

Why don't people ever write in and say "OMG I just got laid before I got married FLM" Guess that says something about sex before marriage. FYL, Guess its not good to be a religious wacko.

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Serenity_fml 0

This is exactly the reason why you don't wait until marriage.

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nathan_clowdus 0

she probably cheated and is loose as a goose

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Peroxide 3

Sounds like a keeper. The honeymoon is going to be a blast.

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el211 1

That's why you don't wait until marriage, retard.

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stefanalexander 0

Hilarious. I always assumed I'd made the right decision by not waiting, but it still feels good to have it confirmed once in a while

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AnneFTW 17

Aww that really sucks. She was probably just nervous.

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vela9002 4

wow! thats um... horrible. im srry man. i think its ridiculous on her part. what does she want, to never have sex?? shes being completely unfair to u in this situation.

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Paynegwynn 0

You know, especially with a marriage, sex is not the grand goal of a relationship. I think you may have made her very uncomfortable. I would just live with her and then, when it comes, it comes.

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