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By honeymoondisaster - 23/05/2009 04:44 - United States

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Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

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TigressUK 0

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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jeremymg91 0

@ 21 It's possible, but I hardly think a lesbian would go this far with a guy now-a-days, since it's not really a big deal anymore.

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vertigo254 0

dude, i wouldn't take it at face value. work up to it. buy a book. there are plenty of ways that you can share intimacy without just going for intercourse. keep in mind-- the sensitivity with which you handle this now will set the tone for the rest of your marriage. if you're gentle, and patient, and allow her to go as far as she feels comfortable going-- and remember, there is PLENTY that you can do together-- she will be very grateful. you have the rest of your lives. relax. good luck.

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teehee520 0

Maybe she's still just overwhelmed by the whole married part to deal with the sex so soon? Although you did promise each other..

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blololol1337 0

Never buy a car without test driving it first. YDI

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aback 4

There's still time to annul! Abstaining until marriage is a cute ideal, but I think there's something seriously wrong with the people who actually do so. Even the Puritans didn't manage it all that often.

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Kim44_fml 13

There's nothing wrong with waiting until marriage. Actually the rate of divorce increases if you have sex before marriage.

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el_Jeffe_D 11

Correlation does not equal causation. Having sex before marriage doesn't mean an eventual marriage is more prone to fail. Rather, the types of people who wait until marriage are more likely to stay in any marriage (even a bad one) than the types of people who generally don't wait until marriage to bang.

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MrCanoe 5

You need to sit down with your new wife and talk to her about this. Someone just doesn't burst into tears and cry "please don't make me do this." for no reason. It sounds like she might have suffered some kind of sexual assault when she was younger.

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vanillathirteen 0

likely situation. she could very well be scared of what she doesn't know as well. (got cut off)

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CableX17 0

That is actually the reason(or was before it became "cool") for the majority of homosexuality. Because sexual abuse as a child has scarred them and they no longer can have that relationship with the opposite sex.

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Yugaboo 0

I think it's more that she was scared and nervous and has heard that it hurts. Rather than worry about all that she wanted more time to prepare and not end up crying in pain on her wedding night. Be understanding and sympathize with her, it's not ALL pleasant for us like it is for you guys. Besides, if you waited too, then you'd finish faster, and you don't want that on your wedding night either do you? ;)

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randomname0151 4

You do realize that a woman posted this right? So you saying "you guys" directed at men, really doesn't apply here.

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Rallred32 20

1. Sex isn't easy for guys on the first time. 2. Op is a girl. 3. They're married, so shouldn't having sex be a given?

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fueledbyamy 0

im sorry to hear that, it must be really hard... yeah, i agree, there must be something up. you definitely need to sit down and have a chat with her. im sure everything will end up ok, but just try and sort things out. she might have had a bad past experience?

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Gorillazbmx6 0

#8 HAHAHAHA but that sounds pretty bad, you definately need to talk to her

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molly1708 0

definitely FYL. just be patient and nice, she's probably just worried it will hurt because it does hurt a lot the first time. this is why i don't think waiting until marriage is that good of an idea, haha

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