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By honeymoondisaster - 23/05/2009 04:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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"See? sometimes ya gotta take the pussy like peppy!" ~Dave Chappelle

Don't give up on her. She might have some painful sexual history you don't know about. If she really is THAT terrified of it tho, then I guess you got a pretty big problem... (no pun intended) :p

BrahamCracker 0

id be very turned on if she told me that

so_me_fml 0

Wow I showed up on the tail end of this one, but I just feel like I need to defend my fellow "waiters". I know several girls who have freaked out on their wedding nights because they were nervous about sex. A lot of girls, though they KNOW sex is supposed to be a good and pleasurable thing, just can't get their minds around the concept of exactly HOW that could be. I mean, when you read about it in a text book, it doesn't EXACTLY sound appealing. And if any girl has heard guys talking about their sexual conquests, it probably sounds even less appealing, because sometimes, let's face it, guys don't exactly talk about sex in loving terms. In every case that I know of the wife freaking out on the wedding night, the couple has overcome this small stepping stone and gone on to experience the proverbial good stuff. Years later, they look back, laugh, then go hop in the sack. I, on the other hand, can't WAIT to get married and work on the ins and outs of "doin' the dirty" :)

what girl that is old enough to get married isn't ready to have sex and who waits till they are married? this isn't the 17th century

trapiadora 0

Man that sucks you guys should of done some heavy petting or something first. You should probably give it awhile who knows she might turn out to be a freak. Then you'll regret geting rid of her. Religion has nothing to do with it people wait then get married and go at it like rabbits it depends on the person. But you messd up by not even getting to second base or something. Then you would probably known that shes wierd about that kind of stuff. HOPE IT WORKS OUT

WOW # 333. U can tell whose the guy's comments are. And OP, wow dude def. try and work things out but cant blame you for hitting the road if it doesn't work out for the sexy time

Madman85 0

That's horrible. If this is true, I hope you give it time, talk and ease into intimacy. G'luck!

On the other hand I feel sad for OP, on the other hand I can't be thinking this is a valuable lesson to everyone who actually "saves it for marriage". Sex is free and tons of fun and no outsider should be offended for two willing adults having it. I would be out of that kind of marriage in no time.