By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

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Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
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greenfairy_fml 0

you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.

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jessssxo 0

awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><

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Luky_fml 0

he shouldnt be saying that if he's just about to get some action! also, agreed with #108, say the same thing to him

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cndian_girl 0

And you still had sex with him? Ok.. sorry.. it sucks that he said that.. But that was just a dumb move!

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Eryx_fml 3

Have you ever heard about sarcasm? Has anyone here?? All I get are those FML that are clearly people being sarcastic and everyone is sorry and shit. Come on, guys, learn to interprete a joke.

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shinychexmix 0

ugh! thats terrible that guy obviously wasn't worth it then

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beerchen 0

lol @ the number of people saying you deserve it...

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grace0922 0

I agree with #11 and #16...What an ass!

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dk_fml 0

Hope you got dressed and got the hell out of there!

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Riceman80 0

It's okay, missy :) Now, look, I NEVER directly compliment people on here, or say something positive, so this is a big first, for me... You, I assume, have FANTASTIC ****. How do I know this? **** are fantastic, in all shapes, and sizes. If yours aren't good enough for him, you can assume it's because you have lady-****, and he's more interested in man-****. At which point, let's face it, there isn't much you can do, is there? Well, except finding a guy who appreciates a good pair of jugs :)

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dcapp 0

who like actually says that? thats terrible. bad pick of a guy

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