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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 12:18 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, we had a meeting at my job and we had to introduce new ideas to our boss. Earlier, I was talking to one of my close friends who also attended the meeting about my idea. As we start the meeting, she decides to steal my idea and take complete credit for it. My boss loves "her" idea. FML

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By Christine - 09/10/2024 09:00 - United States - Gary

Today, I found out that my manager has been stealing my ideas. The worst part? He made me work overtime to complete the project that I originally proposed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 08:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML

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Today, on my second day at my new job, my supervisor told me that I was ready to make a sale on my own. Things were going well, until said supervisor interrupted my sales pitch, apologized on my behalf for being new, and stole my sale. FML

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Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML

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By SmackAB - 19/04/2022 22:00

Today, I had a great idea for a group project at work, so I shared it with my team and my supervisor. They seemed to like it very much, except one guy in our group, who outranks me and who threw a massive temper tantrum because, “I didn't consult him first before sharing it.” This big baby makes 3 times my income. FML

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By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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By failedgamer01 - 30/09/2021 05:00 - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, someone I work with embarrassed me in front of everyone in my job; because I wasn’t doing something the way she liked during our meeting this morning. I ended up crying in front of my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 13:23 - Canada

Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2017 04:00

Today, my boss held a meeting to talk about how we can't overlook others and no one should pick favorites. I walked out unemployed when I pointed out that she completely ignored the person who made the biggest sale in company history and constantly gave her son raises for mediocre work. FML

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Thursday 25 September 2014 17:58

she is not your real friend

howsthisforaname 34

Thursday 25 September 2014 18:01

Hopefully she is now an ex friend. Cut her off, you don't need people like her in your life.

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dimanor3 2

Saturday 27 September 2014 11:30

Serves you right, only dumbasses spill their ideas to other people while expecting their ideas to be kept as theirs!

daughternature 7

Saturday 27 September 2014 19:52

Fake friends really are the worst, because you really start to trust them then they do something like this!

brendejafulable 41

Saturday 27 September 2014 21:26

scandalous bitch.

onesarcasticdik 8

Monday 29 September 2014 6:58

What a piece of trash. Get better friends

JustNatalie 8

Monday 29 September 2014 13:52

You are stupid. Stupid stupid stupid. So stupid it burns. You NEVER tell anyone about your ideas, they will ALWAYS steal them. Stupid.

Zm90 5

Monday 29 September 2014 16:14

**** that bitch :d she **** ur life.

sthrnbell 9

Wednesday 1 October 2014 3:33

Omg...If u need help getting the knife out of ur back...she isn't a real friend...karma will get her

FANGSINURFACE 2

Thursday 2 October 2014 15:57

That's why it's best to keep certain things to yourself. by the way she's not your friend.

jstanley030 4

Monday 13 October 2014 7:07

Big Fat Liar in reality.

Count_Coolness 26

Thursday 16 October 2014 1:00

I hate that, i lost an election ( small organization) due to the same thing. Keep your ideas to yourself and chin up!

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