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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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xxsmilingclover 0

.. what is wank?

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kittylove_fml 3

it means 2 jerk off

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erklizzy 0

LMFAO #110 do you really not know?????? omg just go to urbandictionary.com and search it :) as for the OP, you are a really, really, sick, nasty, and disgusting ass

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Kittycate6606 0

OK i Have sex with my brother but theres a difference there. Hes my step brother and we were and still are dating after my mom and his dad married. but really tahts just sick! GET A GIRLFRIEND! DONT DO IT WITH UR COUSIN! SICKO!

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imnutsss 0

um that doesn't sound right...referring to him as your brother..even if you're not related..ugh

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penizulaface 0

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oldschoolfmls :] these make me smile..

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genius_man16 0

Everyone needs to lighten up. It's his COUSIN, not his sister. Jesus

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AnotherStranger2 0

Alright, I'm a Southerner, so choose to ignore me due to stereotypes, but: it's his cousin- had it been his sister, or his mother, you'd have reason to vomit. He didn't even screw her. Christ, I have hot cousins. I even have a hot aunt. At least I have the decency not to ********** over them IN MY PARENT'S ROOM. Seriously, OP, WHY was your room or the bathroom not the first place to cross your mind?! MORON. YDI.

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iZoomZoom 0

in most parts of the world cousins can get married, theres nothing wrong with it, and few birth defects. (Fact: Albert Einstein married his cousin, Elsa.)

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MarvelousManga 0

Uhm you know, he never stated whether or not it was a blood cousin. o__O I have 'cousins' that I'm not technically related to at all. Yeah, it's akward, but it's not horrible. Unless they are blood...then yeah, that..that's pretty bad. :

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