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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

Spicy
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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xXmoses_rocksXx 0

O.o your own COUSIN? well at least it wasn't your SISTER! but why didn't you just go into the bathroom or your own room? like, WOW...that sucks though. sorry bout that :P

I'm calling BS on this, why is the talking end of the baby talkie in your parents' room, not your sister's?

Did his sister have a room? If not, then she may well have slept with the parents, and they just needed to check on her when they were out of the room.

Time2Remission 0
Icalasari 0

Guys, it is not sick. Unusual, yes, but it wouldn't result in defects or anything. Think of it this way: Grandparents Parent - Uncle (Just for example) - Uncle would have a different combination of genes. Not different enough, though Child - Child / Cousin (far more different genes) Let's go with daughter each time until we get to the last generation: X1 x2 - x1 X3 - Left is Mother of poster. Right is, say Aunt X2 Y1 - X3 x4 - Left is OP, Right is Cousin To further add, let's go to, say, great great great great great grandparents. Number is number of people at that point that are related by blood: 1 2 4 8 16 32 64 128 Right there you have a village. Now, the point I am trying to reach? Well, if you live in, say, England, and your family doesn't have any or very few people of nationalities in it, well, then your parents could be related by blood :P Heck, if you want to go far back enough, we are all technically related by blood. I am sure that the primates we evolved from didn't care if they were doing their cousin, after all Religious Version: Noah's Ark. If I remember correctly, each couple had someone in it related to Noah. That would mean that the children were all related by blood. Ponder that for a second, why don't you

little_musician 0

This guy is probably around 14-18 yrs old (assumptions based off if family came OVER, it'd definitely be to a decent house, and decent houses are rarely solely inhabited by kids in college AND the fact that he has a baby sister). If the 17-yr-old cousin was someone with whom he was not very familiar, then this isn't that horrible. It was shown that if two children of opposite sexes who were both heterosexual grew up together, regardless of lack of blood bonds they would consider each other as brother and sister. This is a built-in mechanism to avoid incest/inbreeding. Thus if this guy only knew the girl by face/name/relation, and was by no means very familiar with her, it is natural that he would find her attractive. If you've ever watched House, there was that one episode where this girl and boy fell crazy in love with each other but didn't know they were half-siblings, since they had not been raised together and had been completely oblivious to the fact all their lives. It all comes down to if a girl and a guy (or girl/girl, guy/guy, depending on sexual orientation) have been raised side by side or not. There are exceptions, of course, but those are rare.

The only thing worse then people who wank off to their cousins is judgemental people...

PinkFloyd1977 0

the hypocrisy of that comment is frickin' off the charts.

honestly... why would the listening end of the baby monitor be in your parents room?

Most be a down south thing...the whole cousin thing. And if you don't have your own room..which is odd. Why don't you just go to the bathroom and beat it there. That's in case you get the urge again so that you don't stain your little sister's carpet. Sicko...lmao. But funny.