Miscellaneous: Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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Finnboghi 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:04

She's a bitch. Once is your fault. Twice is hers.

lovely_189 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:05

stupid bitch, punch her in the boobs :D

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BigLord 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:28

Completely agree with #4, haha. Do it!

MrJentipede 2

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:33

Women fight dirty, you should know that if you have ever sparred with one.

godawgs313 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:35

you got your ass kicked by a girl...end of story...turn in your man card

EG_dod 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:37

I feel your pain, this has happened to me a lot!

Gringo_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:44

#23, actually he got his balls kicked by a girl.

hahah808 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:45

what is it with people forgetting their cups? but yeah, second time was her fault...she's a nasty chick to do that to you again. sorry dude.

alex_vik 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:47

Ouch, I had a similar story, but thankfully not as bad as yours. I was sparring and also forgot my cup that day, and I got kicked right in the balls. It was hard to spar after that.

c_R_07 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:47

should have worn a cup, how difficult is it to remember that? just keep it in your bag. I am a martial artist, and when you're a girl, and much shorter than your opponent, it's pretty difficult to hit them in the right places if your kicks aren't quite high enough. That's why they say WEAR A CUP. YDI

Marysenjo 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:50

YDI. i practise karate (NON-contact), but i'd never NOT wear my gear. you never know what might happen.

frost_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:50

Don't you usually learn moves or patterns before going into sparing (I did this for over 7 years so I know what I'm talking about). So my question is what belt are you and what belt was the girl. It might not be that she sucks, rather she just isn't use to the idea of sparing. Maybe she was scared and went right to wear it hurts... But wear a cup next time and never underestimate your opponent. My advice to you.