Miscellaneous: Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he...

By Sean - 27/10/2010 10:04 - United States

Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML

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By Ashley J. - 01/03/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML

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By poppet2010 - 17/01/2010 15:58 - France

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

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Not funny

By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 18:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML

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Adieu

By Pain - 24/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2013 06:59 - United States

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

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By Ravhi Karia - 03/04/2015 13:41 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML

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Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 13/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML

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By notanightowlanymore - 05/01/2016 17:44 - United States - Clyde

Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2016 01:15 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML

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Jimboom 11

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:20

What lovely grandchildren you are. What are you going to get him for christmas? A brain aneurysm?

Bobissmall 13

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:13

So did he die?

Comments

DerFuhrer33 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:44

I guess for his birthday you were planning to send him on a little trip...to meet his maker...

bigtony916 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:27

Black Ops is about to be the shit!

gallir24 6

Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:55

I'd say fhl, not yours.

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:02

He probably thought you came to rob him. Or to be put into his will, which is basically the same thing.

bishhitsandii 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:17

**** your grandpa's life! D:

iheartglasses 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:29

Haha :)

aback 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:45

I hope he changes the locks. Or moves without a forwarding address. You people are criminally stupid.

AnneFTW 17

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:07

Why would you not see him for seven years

alex1432 9

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:08

This reminds me of the scene in National Lampoons: The Naked Mile, where he is jerking off to **** and his parents and grandma walk in right when he splooges, hitting his grandma with it, causing her to die lololo

TimIsSoCoolLike 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:17

nice steroids. fyl op :( poor gpa

mintcar 9

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:28

7 whole years without seeing your grandfather? FHL. Grandparents just love it when their grandkids frequently call AND visit. It seriously makes things a lot better for them. I hope he's okay. I understand you were trying to do something nice but just don't wait so long next time. ( Probably wont even be a next time. )