Miscellaneous: Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he...

By Sean - 27/10/2010 10:04 - United States

Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML

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By Ashley J. - 01/03/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML

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By poppet2010 - 17/01/2010 15:58 - France

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

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Not funny

By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 18:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML

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Adieu

By Pain - 24/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2013 06:59 - United States

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

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By Ravhi Karia - 03/04/2015 13:41 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML

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Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 13/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML

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By notanightowlanymore - 05/01/2016 17:44 - United States - Clyde

Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2016 01:15 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML

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Jimboom 11

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:20

What lovely grandchildren you are. What are you going to get him for christmas? A brain aneurysm?

Bobissmall 13

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:13

So did he die?

Comments

peaceislove1123 0

Friday 29 October 2010 3:42

I think its awesome you went to see him for his birthday...but maybe you should have called...and for the little kids who just use this to talk shit grow up!

snizzlesnuzzle 0

Friday 29 October 2010 7:44

don't surprise old people. and way to be a terrible grandchild. 7 years? that's awful.

wingedelephants 17

Thursday 12 June 2014 2:31

@snizzlesnuzzle Maybe they couldn't visit him? What you just said can be pretty hurtful.

samanthasantini 0

Friday 29 October 2010 13:13

Awwww :'( I feel so bad for you.

someguy314159265 15

Sunday 5 December 2010 2:02

YDI. Everyone knows you shouldn't surprise people of that age, you vile, murderous scumbag.

afterthought11 0

Monday 13 June 2011 2:26

aaaaahhahahaha thank god u didnt kill him

iloveredvines 4

Monday 31 October 2011 5:04

I'm confused...did you find him unconscious?

kristena103 14

Monday 2 January 2012 8:45

Happy birthday! :/

anon385 23

Monday 11 January 2016 21:17

I see my grandparents twice a week and do you what they are? Beyond happy that their grandkids actually want to see them. Who tf goes 7 years without seeing their grandparent? And you go on his bday, wooow. What about the 6-7 other bdays?-.-