By sa la vash - 14/03/2015 08:22 - Netherlands

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Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML
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devildog562 33

You scared him limp ? That must be a hell of a facial expression.

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rivaraven 35

Why did you have a resting bitch face while having sex? Not something I'd expect to see when with someone either..

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

How do you do chronic bitch face during sex. You must not enjoy it.

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stephanyovalle 15

On the bright side, you won't have a wrinkled face when you get old. But seriously, was the sex so bad you couldn't make any other expressions ?

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mukduk 21

I think I'd rather have smile lines than resting bitch face the rest of my life. Wrinkles aren't exactly a death sentence and it's not like they don't make creams for it or anything.

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Sxylilhalfpint 20

atleast it wasn't your O-face that scared him limp.

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mistress_paz 30

That's really strange. Did he say it was because of your facial expression that he went limp? Maybe he wanted to blame his ED on you so that was his way of making you feel bad for his problem.

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vikky538 28

I am sure..this FML will be the illustrated FML for next week....

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EddiesGirl 14

maybe you should pay more attention to yourself? that way you'd at least know what face youre making

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ModernZelda 19

Resting bitch face while having sex? Even I have the worst RBF, but during sex is just the biggest insult ever. YDI.

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