Kids: Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a...

By mafille - 19/03/2015 03:22 - France

Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

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Reider022 16

Thursday 19 March 2015 8:12

Little guys already writing himself a one way ticket to the friend zone

RodzillaX 30

Thursday 19 March 2015 8:10

Off to a good start, for a dictator.

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interesting33 36

Saturday 21 March 2015 18:44

Does anyone else think the Mum looks like she has a beard when she bends over to kiss her daughter?

ontheFLY4 25

Saturday 21 March 2015 20:17

Am I the only one thrown off by the illustration of the "slave"?

interesting33 36

Saturday 21 March 2015 23:34

Thrown? Why are you thrown?

tori3700 16

Sunday 22 March 2015 2:28

your daughters a boss ???

lordofpantry 8

Sunday 22 March 2015 3:49

I always played that game with my friend Lamar.

netflixislove 32

Sunday 22 March 2015 18:45

Does she act like that at home?

JayDay_123 18

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:34

You're doing something right.

earthday18 7

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:54

best knock that shit out of her head one time

NormaBates 10

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:09

Well, she needs to enjoy it now, because in 15 years she'll be the slave of this patriarchal society.

clammychimera6 14

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:42

Sounds like someone is going to be a dominatrix when she grows up

hugginsman76 10

Sunday 22 March 2015 23:01

That is probably one of the most bad ass things I've ever heard

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