By K.S.S. - 17/04/2016 02:24 - United States - Rushville

Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
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SOILEDIT 51

Seems like you dodged a major bullet. I wonder if you would have proposed to her, she would suggest to be married as friends.

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allykaymorris 24

Regardless of how it happened, at least you won't have a psycho ex!

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davek 36

She knows what she's doing. And what she's doing is other dudes.

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lunar999 23

Also in two years there wasn't a moment where OP tried to kiss said girl and she was like "woah bro what are you doing?"

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vikky538 28

You clearly not on same page.. Forget the same page you guys literally in different books

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Birdie27 11

Yep, his is romance and hers is a comedy.

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Mathalamus 24

i wish i had a girlfriend like that. :P

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pandalover69 26

So you wish you didn't have a girlfriend?

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Mathalamus 24

i dont have a girlfriend. and there's negative need for one, so... im safe in wishing that i dont want a girlfriend. a female best friend is good for me :)

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2Procrastination 8

Soooo you never once called her your girlfriend or introduced her to anyone as your girlfriend....? I feel like this one is on you dude not her....

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iateapenguin 27

Literally nowhere did OP say that, and I highly doubt it if they were dating for two years. As an earlier comment said, it's probably more likely that she did actually know and was just trying to save face in the break-up

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Densetsu1000 14

And yet you never even discussed t in the past two years? How did your relationship even start?! She must have given you hints at some point during that period of time?!?!

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MandieL 27

I agree, don't most couples have a relationship talk about the future once it starts getting serious? I feel like this should be a common talk after like 6 months, so you know to continue on or not.

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