Miscellaneous: Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted...

By 1234 - 22/06/2015 11:26 - United States - Lutz

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

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Same thing different taste

By mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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By wtf did he do - 19/07/2015 09:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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You deserved it 2 953

By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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Call the police

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 22:00 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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Just his type

By idekwtfigo - 23/03/2022 14:00

Today, I stalked my boyfriend's ex again. I have come to the realization that I look just like her. I’m that girl. FML

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You deserved it 1 000

TheTardis123 11

Monday 22 June 2015 18:22

Well your boyfriend is famous! But for all the wrong reasons...

cutycat136 28

Monday 22 June 2015 18:28

Key word here is "looks". It may not be him, but in your mind you just recognized some features were similar and made the connection to him.

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thatsdndn1 19

Monday 22 June 2015 19:16

run for your life !

BananaCoconutty 26

Monday 22 June 2015 19:20

Your next...

apineapple 40

Monday 22 June 2015 21:37

*You're*

vampivy23 16

Tuesday 23 June 2015 5:29

Their next what?

mustangbravo 27

Monday 22 June 2015 19:27

So was it?

empeterson23 11

Monday 22 June 2015 19:27

Run. Run fast. Run far.

Hunkapoo 19

Monday 22 June 2015 19:33

f your boyfriends life if this similarity causes problems

Manic1 13

Monday 22 June 2015 19:37

Are sure it isn't him? Hopefully he has some airtight alibis.

hushhh 4

Monday 22 June 2015 19:39

Was he sitting right next to you when you saw it? And did he turn slowly to look at you?

eliiteXXXninja 21

Monday 22 June 2015 19:39

I think this is worthy of a follow up

thunderniron 22

Monday 22 June 2015 19:56

On the bright side, they usually have programs that pay you to turn people in.

grimlock718 10

Monday 22 June 2015 19:59

I hope we don't live in the same area of florida goodluck OP

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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Today, after being nearly homeless and couch-hopping for the last few months, I finally signed a 1-year lease. When I got home, I was surprised to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper. It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation. FML

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Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML

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Today, I'm 36 and accidentally got pregnant with my FWB, a 28 year-old bartender. I told him and he broke down and admitted he’s actually only 19, an unemployed college dropout who lives with his parents. I didn’t believe it until I saw his driver's license, date of birth 2004. So much for child support… FML

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Today, I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down. After driving for an hour, then being screamed at about how horrible my company's service is, I walked over to his printer and found the problem: there was no paper loaded. FML

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Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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Today, like every other day, if you are sick before or during work, you immediately get sent to get COVID tested. I don’t think my sickening pregnancy hormones need COVID testing, just fresh air away from my coworker who has sulfur running through his ass. FML

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Same thing different taste

Call the police

Just his type

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