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By 1234 - 22/06/2015 11:26 - United States - Lutz

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

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By mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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By wtf did he do - 19/07/2015 09:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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Call the police

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 22:00 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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Just his type

By idekwtfigo - 23/03/2022 14:00

Today, I stalked my boyfriend's ex again. I have come to the realization that I look just like her. I’m that girl. FML

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TheTardis123 11

Monday 22 June 2015 18:22

Well your boyfriend is famous! But for all the wrong reasons...

cutycat136 28

Monday 22 June 2015 18:28

Key word here is "looks". It may not be him, but in your mind you just recognized some features were similar and made the connection to him.

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Drnknmonkey08 12

Monday 22 June 2015 22:02

this needs a follow up

worldclassrager 39

Monday 22 June 2015 22:07

Usually they reveal the name...and it it matches you better stay armed...

Fmlsea 28

Wednesday 24 June 2015 6:23

not if they dont know the name of the person.

Mandybruin 15

Monday 22 June 2015 22:10

Considering that murderers do have girlfriends/wives and/or families, this is a scary possibility. It's probably just coincidence but careful, OP, be careful.

FreeTheRainbow 14

Monday 22 June 2015 23:16

Was it actually him? I'd hide if I were you...

TheVurcle 10

Monday 22 June 2015 23:16

Surrreee

cribbin 12

Tuesday 23 June 2015 0:57

Run bitch. Runnnn

MayaMacias 13

Tuesday 23 June 2015 1:35

Turn his ass in! I wouldn't chance being the next victim

Epikosity 15

Tuesday 23 June 2015 1:38

Run.

DalekWarrior26 9

Tuesday 23 June 2015 3:20

boyfriend is murderer what is smarter call cops or post an fml obvioisly post an fml

_lyricall 12

Tuesday 23 June 2015 4:10

Run..?

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