Kids: Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved...

By grossed out mom - 08/07/2015 13:29 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 16:00

Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML

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Serial skid marks

By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, my mom informed me that my entire family puts their dirty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper. I've been using their dirty towels after showers for as long as I remember. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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Keep your secrets, do your own laundry

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML

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fushengyuan 20

Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:11

She can sell the used ones on ebay. She will earn a lot of under wares~

DaRito 25

Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:12

Lol, introduce her to the laundromat

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HyperDude255 0

Wednesday 8 July 2015 23:43

How do you think she had the money to move out? People buy used panties for big money on **** sites.

rhysfucker 24

Thursday 9 July 2015 1:10

You raised her. YDI.

JoeOfDoom 6

Thursday 9 July 2015 1:16

Is the special hamper called a trash can?

clickme 17

Thursday 9 July 2015 1:28

I don't see the FML. How does her laundry affect you? MYOB!

Eariel 5

Thursday 9 July 2015 1:43

She may be depressed.

Pain1775 1

Thursday 9 July 2015 3:33

Unfortunately… my brother did the same thing for years.

edmunson 22

Thursday 9 July 2015 4:09

Had a daughter that did that...but eventually graduated from a special hamper to right in the trash. Expensive, yes, but sanitary. Win-win!

maspeno6 6

Thursday 9 July 2015 4:49

Well, there are people on the internet who will buy used panties, so you actually have a source of (creepy) profit on your hands.

AggieMike77 12

Thursday 9 July 2015 4:54

You raised her.

Geckosrock99 33

Thursday 9 July 2015 5:48

She's going to go broke fast. Unless you find some at discount stores, underwear can be pretty expensive.

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