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"Welcome to Freudian Pizza! May I take your order?" *coughs* That sounds rather awkward, indeed.. I hope the guy took it well, but judging from the fact you posted it here... I doubt it did. FYL.
Is that Stocking?
... did you mean stalking?
If you're a prostitute it does.
Nice try, OP, but you're still gonna have to tip him. ...unless you flash him. I mean, I don't condone that kind of behavior...but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
And why would OP need to flash the pizza guy? A simple apology and maybe a little extra tip should do the trick. Then OP can move on because honestly that is not the most awkward thing you could do. Besides flashing the pizza guy would creep him out more and make him think OP really meant the whole "I love you too" thing.
No, he meant that flashing the delivery guy would be the only way to get out of giving him a tip, since saying "I love you too." wouldn't exactly take care of it(:
You probably made his day. Hopefully his next caller won't accidentally get an "I love you" instead of a "thank you".
This came to mind. "Alright, thank you for coming!" "I love you too. I-I mean..." "Shh, don't speak. I knew you felt the same way. Hug me!" The pizza guy hugs OP. "B-b-b-" "Come home with me." The pizza guy turns into a unicorn and flies away with OP on his back. I'm retar-- OOH shiny red ball!
I see you tried getting some extra sauce for free.
Awww... Your mom loves you. At least you know that.
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That happens to me too! Hate it, sorry op! D:
did he tell you he loves you too?