Miscellaneous: Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying... - FML

By lol112 - 02/06/2012 12:47 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

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By Musicfreak - 18/12/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML

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Motherly love

By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 09:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML

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By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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By KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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Forget it

By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 08:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

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Thanks!

By Yuri - 29/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

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LMFAOallthetime 8

Saturday 2 June 2012 16:18

That happens to me too! Hate it, sorry op! D:

tony1891 22

Saturday 2 June 2012 16:19

did he tell you he loves you too?

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ElricMustang 23

Saturday 2 June 2012 19:31

That's always happens to me -.-"

Aspen_Grace33 27

Saturday 2 June 2012 20:18

Did he say that he loved you too? Or did he just hang up? Lol

SummerTime69 5

Saturday 2 June 2012 20:19

This is the best FML I've read in a long time,good job OP! :)

pfclunchbox005 1

Saturday 2 June 2012 22:59

Hahah that's funny

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 2 June 2012 23:14

With the Domino's Tracker I can tell the employees I love them!

kemando 22

Saturday 2 June 2012 23:23

Ive seen enough **** to know where this is going.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 3 June 2012 0:04

Do tell!

stereochick16 1

Sunday 3 June 2012 1:37

Oh my god, it's embarrassing how often I do than.

vbmg152 18

Sunday 3 June 2012 1:38

Everybody does stuff like that! I'm sure he's heard worse!

lizaza_fml 1

Sunday 3 June 2012 2:39

Too funny

rainbowsforall 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 4:12

Why do you care so much? I'm sure the pizza guy has delt with crazier customers and as long as you continue normally with your order he probably will soon forget.

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