Intimacy: Today, when the power went out, my wife said it was too bad we...

By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 20:32

Today, when the power went out, my wife said it was too bad we couldn't have sex by candlelight since she had just started her period. The only time she brings up sex is when we can't do it. FML

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Wifey

By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 02:55 - United States - Covington

Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2017 06:00

Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML

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By Zxz - 08/04/2013 21:51 - Canada

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

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Blackout

By Anonymous - 05/11/2022 06:00

Today, after sexting with my wife for the whole day, I came home to a dark house due to a blackout. Being horny, I went in and started humping her from the back. She screamed. It was my mom who came to supply candles during the blackout. FML

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By Andrew - 20/04/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

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By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

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Waste of time

By I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 02:00

Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML

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By teegtwo - 22/07/2014 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

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By (-__- ) ( ^.^) - 11/10/2013 21:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, trying to be romantic, I started coming on to my wife while in bed, only for her to yet again say she wasn't in the mood. When I asked why she never is lately, she sarcastically blamed it on the government shutdown, then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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dorothy675 15

Thursday 28 July 2016 15:58

Some women don't get horny until they're either on their period or very close to it. It's a weird system we have. Good luck OP!

ChaiseT 16

Thursday 28 July 2016 15:58

Then why don't you bring it up when she's not on it.

Comments

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 30 July 2016 19:22

Technically, you can have sex while a woman is on her period; it's just messy and a lot of people prefer not to do it during that time of the month. :D

deminchic 22

Saturday 30 July 2016 19:52

You can have sex on her period, it's fun!

mendini 25

Sunday 31 July 2016 20:21

Sounds like a few girls I know @.@

lostinareverie 21

Sunday 31 July 2016 23:34

Discuss if it can be a thing, if yes toss down some towels and go for it.

jlujan00_fml 9

Monday 1 August 2016 6:07

And you can't have sex on her period because......?

withered 30

Monday 1 August 2016 8:02

Perhaps that was a hint that you need to improve yourself? As in you should start involving some foreplay or improve it? Make sex more enjoyable for her? Because if one's partner doesn't have a low libido then they don't want to have sex because the partner is selfish, bad at bed and only cares about his/her own pleasure.