Love: Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend... - FML

By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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Fake it til you make it

By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

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Smash the patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 14:00 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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My feefees

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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By yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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n1c0l3t 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:28

no honey it's about strength...

fthislyfe 22

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:52

OMG i cant believe they finally posted my FML ! im so excited

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Carlson_Jin 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 3:01

do u work out though?

LizzJizz 16

Sunday 3 July 2011 3:55

Did u make him ur bitch?

hahahahepicfail 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 3:59

is ur boyfriend week r somthing

ThatLovelyGeek 0

Monday 4 July 2011 4:24

is your spelling 'weak' or something? Yes,yes, it is.

CanIHaveAHug 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:19

How is that a fml? Just because you're a picky bitch that wants a strong guy doesn't make a real fml it makes a prick outta you /: just sayin i'd hate to have a gf that puts a fml about how weak i am or somethin

maddie2015 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 5:28

I'm gonna guess u work out. maybe take him with u next time......

JoeyPterodactyl 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 6:24

I wouldn't mind being beat by my companion. of course I date huge women so they're usually strong.

dvdp112 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 19:13

^ this made me laugh...

jwu87 4

Sunday 3 July 2011 6:27

get a new boyfriend

jkrupili12 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 6:55

he is prob gay

SirObvious 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:08

hefty hefty hefty!

starfish7 18

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:02

That happened to me once. Does he smoke anything "herbal?" ;)

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