Intimacy: Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind...

By gayboii - 19/03/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By DumbCuntApparently - 27/02/2013 20:52 - Netherlands - Hilversum

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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Live dumping

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By FirstWeekFail - 04/09/2018 18:30

Today, I was bitching to my mom on the phone about the long, boring paper assignment my Lit professor gave us. Right after saying, "That woman needs to get laid" I heard laughter behind me. I turned around. Hello professor, just on my way to drop the course. FML

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By Jane - 08/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Encino

Today, I was super bored in health class so I decided to watch Invader Zim on my computer. I never made sure my headphones were connected. so the whole class turned and stared at me. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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Sunday 20 March 2011 0:26

Now your pen-is very happy! ;D

howslife123 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 0:21

they were turned on and you know it

Comments

dyamond920 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:02

lol...

sammy259 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:02

did u like it when the pen inked all over ur face

leeshxx 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:06

Gaiiboii really? with a name like that you are asking for people to make stupid comments. ydi

erikaaa1798 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:09

desperate huh?

chlobo13 0

Monday 21 March 2011 4:21

you can't even talk, your picture is of a little girl with a furry hat.

Luvmehateme292 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:11

Don't worry. I did that at lunch once and my friend told me to stop sucking my pen so hard, it might not be able to handle that kind of action. So me being a smart ass started making it look really bad. Two things happened: it really wasn't able to handle that kind of action, and I ended up getting several comments on my "skills" over the remainder of the day. I felt really stupid because it was just supposed to be one of those funny, pervy moments you have with close friends. So really you're not that bad off and I wouldn't worry too much. 

leeshxx 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:44

funny Pervy moments??

RaaabbleRabble 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 6:11

I have those all the time, but it gets really embarrassing when you're hungry and you just want to eat the remainder of your lunch (a banana) in peace.

RyanMacVey 17

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:12

i happen to like my username :I

howslife123 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:13

sucking on a pen is a way of practicing for someone with a really misformed skinny dick

Luvmehateme292 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:18

leeshxx the very same could really be said for you. leesh looks a lot like leash. With that and the fact that it looks like you're not wearing pants, you should be careful. I might be tempted to make a kinky sex joke.