By annonymous - 07/09/2015 20:56 - United States

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Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML
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You deserved it 2 432
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EvilTurtle 35

It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the ocean.

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rebeccacmlc 22

That's an awful thing to say ... Privacy, intimacy should be respected by everyone, especially those closest to you, and most of all your mother !

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Distruminox 13

She was just trying to make... small talk.... No but seriously, sorry OP

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orsombre_fml 11

Don't worry, OP. As a lesbian, I can tell you that there are many ways to please your partner with your tongue, fingers and attention to her. And as another post explained, some straight women do prefer micropenises. This said, you should have a talk with your mom. She should have respected your sensitivity and privacy.

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nakros 17

This is a reason I don't like telling my mom about my business unless I seriously need her help because, well as portrayed here, mothers love telling everyone your business

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Rskittles10 16

Don't feel bad about your micropenis. You have fingers and a tongue for a reason

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Xandrick 22

1,522 people: "Haha you deserved it, **** your feelings!" OP, that's rough. She better have realized her mistake, she better have felt like shit, and she better have apologized profusely.

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bobsanction 18

Stick out your tongue and wink at her. Problem solved.

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Sciath13 14

What, pray tell, could anybody do to deserve that? It's so harsh...

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joshi42 16

Just to make it clear: the penis in question is your, or...?

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