By ashhatches - 27/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML
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By Anonymous - 01/10/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I was at a food truck festival and I spotted a taco truck and eagerly ordered a spicy taco. As I took my first bite, the spice hit me like a freight train and I began to choke. In an effort to save myself, I dropped the taco into the lap of the guy sitting next to me. He looked up, lap splattered in salsa, and asked if I was having a stroke. FML
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lopez1222 3

hahaha not cute...

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ccourtneyy 0

You can't eat a hot dog 'cutely'

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smileywondur10 0

how do you bite a hot dog cutely? :S

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astriofou 0

you take the dog out of the bun and start wiggling it in front of your face. but don't spit on it, that means you know what your doing and that's considered **** material. of course choking on it and getting ketchup stains on your pants means you didn't get it right, so she sucks in the sack :3

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Thrasher91 0

why do people try to impress by doing idiotic things all the time?

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mimi2016_fml 0

hahahaha...man at least ur still alive right!!

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corinnipoo 2

well maybe you shouldn't be picking up guys at Costco...

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tayfehrenbachxo 0

hahahah that's so unfortunate (:

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tayfehrenbachxo 0

but ten points for being from Ohio (:

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