By ashhatches - 27/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML
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By Anonymous - 01/10/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I was at a food truck festival and I spotted a taco truck and eagerly ordered a spicy taco. As I took my first bite, the spice hit me like a freight train and I began to choke. In an effort to save myself, I dropped the taco into the lap of the guy sitting next to me. He looked up, lap splattered in salsa, and asked if I was having a stroke. FML
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lopez1222 3

hahaha not cute...

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mintcar 9

YDI, YDI, YDI. That guy you tried so hard to impress wasn't even looking your way. He doesn't care. Way to go OP. Way to go.

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Jesus_Christ69 0

well I feel like you could've made this comment a little less rude. but in a way I agree.

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pandalover69 26

there is nothing sexy about biting into a hot dog

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example947 0

he'll just think your gonna get all toothy...

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sara_saturday 5

no one looks cute biting into a hot dog. shoulda gone for the deep throat angle

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DaM_iM_sO_nY 2

some guys like it sloppy ... you should of still tried to talk to him

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tpiper2852 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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supermankisses 1

Karma doesn't collect for stupidity.

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marinus_fml 19

It could have been worse. There could have been mayonnaise on the hotdog.

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jasminea 0

haha true truee... do you take steroids? or is that natural?(: cause your muscles are ... big!!(:

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12

or the hotdog itself could have flown halfway into her open zipper!

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Awahso 25

I wish chicks would do that for me...

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sammi3113 4

someone has a loner boner ;)

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sammi3113 4

someone has a loner boner ;)

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mintcar 9

Oh here we go again....

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marinus_fml 19

Isn't it funny how vegetarians hate it when we make fun of them for being too pussy to eat meat, they almost cry, and then they think they're toughshit when they knock us for eating meat. Get your head out of your ass mate.

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smurfsarwales 9

^^wat he said meat ftw!! yeah vegetarians can suck it.

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supermankisses 1

PETA called, they're offering to put you down free of charge.

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smurfsarwales 9

wouldn't it be kind if ironic if PETA killed someone? after all, people are animals.

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schmelia 10

33 - Bit of a generalisation... Most vegos I know aren't preacher types that spend their time telling everyone how much they hate meat eaters. There are just a few loud ones who give us a bad name. It's unfortunate that that stereotype often gets in the way of having a constructive, adult conversation about the way the world eats.

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schmelia 10

Oh, and we're not 'too pussy' to eat meat - we are brave enough to look at the real practices of the modern meat and fishery industries and decide we don't want to be part of the massive environmental impact it is responsible for, nor the immeasurable suffering it creates. If I can live a happy, healthy life without harming others, why wouldn't I?

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schmelia 10

Wow... 25 was just giving the reason for their YDI...

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Sirin_fml 46

No, #25 was trolling, and not even very subtly at that. Now stop whining and drink some water to wash down that pre-packaged troll-bait.

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DocBastard 38

Schmelia, I'm fairly certain that questioning the mods' decision to moderate a comment is a quick way to get the Banhammer of Antioch shoved up your ass. Just a friendly reminder.

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schmelia 10

Ah... Well, I feel sufficiently put-in-my-place.

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