By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

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Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
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CassieMarieee 7

Nothing brings people together like some good old fashioned conversation at a family dinner :)

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QueenMichael 16

"She's okay with the missionary, and nothing else. Missionary, missionary, missionary. I'm all for a Christian lifestyle but this is ridiculous."

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manjo71 2

now let everyone know what things u do in bed...

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every1luvsboners 11

Pass me the gravy, and please SHUT THE **** UP.

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hellonyancat 6

That sounds mortifying. I think you just have to hope this is one of those things where everyone pretends it didn't happen.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Shove a roll in his mouth.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Or shove his roll in your mouth.

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perdix 29

The worst part is that they were ashamed it was so boring. Mom chimes in, "Why don't you toss the boy's salad? He looks like a nice fella. Ask your dad how much he likes my rim jobs."

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Monkeybuttcream 4

(Dad chimes in) "And don't fuc& up the crumpkin or you're grounded!!!"

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perdix 29

Well played! A blumpkin on crack. Congrats on sending me back to Urban Dictionary to research one of my all-time favorite words.

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Snafuusmc 12

If my mom knew I don't think she would know me anymore.

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newlove_fml 0

I think he meant if his mom knew how he goes about having sex, she'd be shocked and possibly horrified.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Basically, disown him.

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newlove_fml 0

That leaves one to wonder what he does in bed that would horrify his mother that much.

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