By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

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Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
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CassieMarieee 7

Nothing brings people together like some good old fashioned conversation at a family dinner :)

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QueenMichael 16

"She's okay with the missionary, and nothing else. Missionary, missionary, missionary. I'm all for a Christian lifestyle but this is ridiculous."

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jaredofmo 22

Well, at least they know you have an active, healthy sex life! But your boyfriend really needs to cut back on the alcohol.

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hateevryone 14

omg, they probably hate him now.

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keepingitnasty 15

Mabey, just mabey he's trying to piss them off, to drive a wedge between you two, as an excuse to brake up with you

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newlove_fml 0

*maybe *break I just wanted to let you know, thats how you spell those words. Employers will pick up on that, even at McDonalds. Just saying.

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jackassiddy 8

...or he just got drunk and started blerting out embarrassing things in an appropriate setting as drunk people often do..

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keepingitnasty 15

I missed the punctuation at the end. Grammer nazi fail! You may enjoy working at McD's,but I'll pass on that shit.

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Vaginabutter 15

So, What do you do in bed?

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re1044 1

You mean like sleeping, snoring, and farting?

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re1044 1

Okay mom and dad, which side of the family taught that thing she does with tongue because I have to thank u

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Damn_Hippster 11

The really crazy thing she does is sleep with socks on.

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bsbuddy 0

So that was your mom who hacked into your Facebook acct. and broke up with him for you. She was doing you a favor, stupid lightweight.... (boyfriend that is).

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Tmoney20 3

He definitely likes to party!!! Lol epic... What did your fam say about the whole night??

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StopDropNRoll 11

D: nooo not sleep with socks on! That bastard why would he reveal such personal information.

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